15pc Archie McPhee Shakespearean Insult Assorted Bandages

This item comes with a 12-month warranty.

Lov'rs of shakespeare shall loveth our Shakespearean Insult Bandages! An excellent endeth of the school year gift to kisseth up to thy Literature Teacher! Even though thou art a mangled folly-fallen ratsbane, thou shalt still treat thy wounds with our Shakespearean Insult Bandages!   These plasters (British for bandages) will help heal your boo-boos and ouchies caused by rapiers both sword and wit.   The healing power of William Shakespeare can now be with you! 15 sterile bandages Decorated with Shakespeare & his insults Perfect for curs & wretches Collectible/resuable tin Thy prize awaits inside! They dole out hilarious, yet dramatic, insults like: "Do thou amend my face, and I'll amend my life."  Henry IV, Part I "Thy wit's as thick as Tewksbury mustard." Henry IV, Part II "Thou art a knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats" King Lear You'll feel like you're sitting in the Globe Theater every time you fall down and scrape your knee!   Best of all, a free prize comes in each tin! Tin contains 15 latex-free bandages.  Large bandages measure 3 inches long x 1 inch wide.   Thy prize awaits inside our Shakespearean Insult Bandages!